The other day was my birthday, thanks for the good wishes. My Rhode Island license expired on the same day, so I finally got an Illinois one. They do things differently here. I had to take a written test and an eye exam. The eye exam consisted of reading line 5 from left to right, then reproducing it in bullets on the opposite wall with a tommy gun. Some of the details on my new license aren’t accurate, but I’ll take it anyway. For some reason I’m restricted to Alcatraz, which is okay I guess since I don’t drive here anyway.