I’m tired of all these overly complicated and cryptic text-only Facebook and Twitter status updates. Just give it to me straight: Pun and a Borgnine. If you can’t put it in those terms, I don’t want to hear it!

Possible moods: “Cyborgnine,” “Do you want some cheese with that Borgnine?” “Borgnine and a Half Weeks” (They make more sense with the pictures).