from Craigslist:

“This is long because it is a REAL OFFER:

Are you a motivated self-starter? Do you thrive under pressure? Can you work in a marine-themed environment?

Dominique, our dolphin of 14 years, has moved on and as a result left vacant a REWARDING position with room for advancement. We want YOU to be our new dolphin for two 45-min shows a night.

Requirements: 3-5 years experience as a dolphin, or related experience. At least a bachelor’s degree in aqua arts, theater, physical therapy or similar field. Familiarity with swimming a MUST. Must be able to pull up to 150 lbs with dorsal. Willing to learn! Knowledge of Microsoft Office 2007 preferred.

This is a DEMANDING job with many perks. We will pay to relocate you! Compensation determined on experience. We are an EOE. Email cover letter, resume, and portfolio of dolphin tricks and stunts to ricky@nautiluscasino.tv”